LollaPalooza - No Service Charges!

So the prelim line-up for Chicago's Lollapalooza was recently announced. I think I'm out this year. Not because I'm getting old, or because the lineup is more "meh" than usual, but because tickets are a steaming pile of $195 a pop. Get 'em early and catch a cool $165 "deal."

My favorite part is how they mention pricing on their website. Laughable:

"The Regular price is $195. No service charges. No surprises. No lie. You can even print at home for free. Yes, for free."

Are you fucking kidding me?